In africa they worship watamami water diety and then you look at zeus King of the sea.. so there’s gotta be some truth in these beliefs.. I believe there’s been humanoid créatures of the past that are as prévalent these days I believe these créatures exist like giants and bug foot and these mythocal beasts. Look at ancient egypt those “gods” and there form didn’t just come from an imagination. It’s almost like they soften us up with these stores when where young n desensitize us to the truth. Kinda like aliens and now there inching into the truth acknowlegding they exist
They are real! they migrate with the whales and a cave painting of tailed humanoid beings in the water have been found long ago on National Geographic channel here on YouTube. Just search and believe!
Hate the ruin the magic, but it was almost certainly a dugong. A dugong is closely related to a manatee, they’re around 10ft long but can reach over 12ft, have a long dolphin like tail, and have a round head roughly similar in size to a humans. As he said, it was dark, he didn’t get a good enough look to tell if the mermaid had scales or not.
Like the f*** are you doing at night on a beach with “a lil French boy” (quote)?
A story that starts like this… Dude was f***ing another dude on the beach and had so many drugs in his system that he finally saw freaking Aquaman. You can’t make this sh*t up! LMAO
Tony: ..cause someone told me not to mention mermaids
Joe: don’t mention mermaids?
TWO MINUTES LATER
Joe: so who told you not to talk about mermaids?
Tony: nobody told me not to talk about mermaids?
Joe: who said that?
Tony: I said that…
Saw a mermaid and the only description is the back was like a fish and the head was like a human? Gtfo if I saw a mermaid I would be having someone draw it right away and the description would be more than just 2 lines
I had almost the exact same thing happen to me in my bathtub. I was tripping balls on acid. I started beating the shit out of it. It turned out to be my penis. Boy,I felt stupid.
Do mermaids need passports to travel?
Do they usually stay in International waters?
Are we obligated to throw them back if we catch them on our fishing lines?
These are the important questions that need to be asked.
Haitians also have alot of mermaid/merman stuff to report and the warnings about not going to swim in certain places are not for scaring kids. Adults take it very serious to this day so a few things to many might have happened.
Yeaahhhhh I don’t fuckin buy it. I did watch a mermaid documentary a while back that was pretty convincing. But I would need to see a body, same with bigfoot
We’re floating in a nearly infinite universe on a rock with a 1 in 400 trillion chance of being here ( winning the powerball is 1 in 290 million). I’m open minded to almost anything being true.
I was watching pharacopia on on vice and dude was goin to collect sea urchins and the taxi driver said they always see mermaids . Like it was just normal ..
No b!tch listen we saw a fish man 😂😂. I believe him he sounds honest by the way he is talking and he sounds like a man that cares if anyone believes him or not.
Tony “I saw a mermaid”
Joe “what was their musculature? Did they know jujitsu?….I saw a video of a monkey riding a motorcycle smoking a cigarette that tried to abduct a child… it’s fucking crazy”
People want to always shoot down people who claim they saw extraordinary things and it’s pretty damn pathetic to do so. You think people mistake bears for ape men or manatees for mermaids or sturgeon for a plesiousaurus or elephants for sauropods or swamp gas for flying saucers or crash test dummies and sleep paralysis for gray aliens? Come on now. Give people some credit. We haven’t discovered everything yet and the mermaid isn’t just something lonely horny sailors thought they saw when spotting sea cows. People can mistake size and intent of an animal when they’re unfamiliar and scared but holy fuck, give them some credit.
You think a 60 year old’s gonna say he saw a human when it was a manatee? Have you folks really seen what a manatee looks like? It looks nothing like a human. Even at your highest you wouldn’t think it was a damn human. You sound like the people who will dismiss a bear sighting with “you must have smoked some of the devil’s cabbage”, because magically “bears don’t live in this state”. You probably believe in ghosts but not sasquatch.. Anyway, you should be happy that there’s still great things out there to be discovered.
You’re dead to me boy. You’re more dead to me than your dead mother. I just thank the lord she didn’t live to see her son as a mermaid.” Derek Zoolander: “Merman!” (coughs) “MERMAN!”
00:37 Nobody else is wondering why he is tryin to swim in a lagoon at night with a little french boy? His mermaid story sounds more like he accidentally roofied his own drink to trying to cosby that french boy at the lagoon
I met Kanye West in a Gamestop by complete fluke and nobody believes me. 100% true. I was in there looking for games and in walks a few big dudes and Kanye. It was his security. He even chatted with me when we waited in line. He bought $2000 in xbox 360 games. We talked for about 5 mins while they were getting his stuff. He was so animated and awkward. Big event in my life I’ll never forget. 💯 % true story and I know I’m going to catch shit because apparently celebs don’t buy games.
At dusk in a lagoon with a little French boy.
Tony “Have you ever seen a Merman? (whips it out)”
French boy later to Mom “I saw a Merman”
Tony “Yeah, yeah, me too.”
We’re halfway through an apocalypse where we’ve been misinformed over and over again. But mermaids on a planet we know so little about is f*cking crazy. Just imagine how mind blown you’re going to be when the three-breasted women show up.
It’s crazy how people from the city are ignorant to the secrets of nature. In South Africa mermaids have a name… Mamlambo… The Sea is a universe of its own.
I saw a large fresh-water octopus when i was about 5. I was the only one who saw it and when i screamed and ran to tell an adult they wouldn’t even come to look with me.
These bots have ruined the comment section on this channel. And why exactly does it seem to be so prevalent on this channel when there are bigger channels that dont have this problem?
I heard that there are many myths that these “merpeople” taught humans how to fish…..Maybe dolphins are super duper intelligent and it’s time for us to not keep them caged up anymore. Same with other sea beings.
You can’t go and say “somebody told me not to say this on joe rogan but..” and then minutes later he’s saying nah nobody told me not to say anything..If it’s some little mix up like that right away in your story I don’t believe you dog , what you telling this story for ?
It’s easy to just discount and dismiss his story. It’s much more difficult but honest to realize that we don’t know nearly as much as we think we do about the world around us, even in 2022 with our global civilization and seemingly vast scientific catalog of natural phenomena.
A wise man named Andrew Schultz once said, “Do mermaids get periods? Because wouldn’t sharks be all over dat?” And I still think about that in this video 😂
Next thing you’re going to tell me, is a small group of people will transition to dogs! Wait…. I saw that YT video already. Let’s add him to the list of wack jobs.
I just got back from Seychelles. I didn’t see any mermaids but I’m going to be honest with you… if there are mermaids on this planet, that’s where they’ll be. It’s a weird magical kind of place.
Well, seeing as we’ve only scratched the surface of deep ocean and space exploration, I wouldn’t be surprised. It’s all fear of the unknown that makes it seem crazy.
Seychelles is a crazy place. I had a blast out there. Crazy beaches. So nice and the people were verry nice. I went right after the president killed his son. And fun fact the money isnt recognized anywhere in the world pretty much. I remember having to exchange my money before i left and not use the atm while i was there.
The better story would have been what kind of drugs and how many of them you did before you and the little French boy as you put it went down to the water’s edge
Leave it to an American to go to another country and steal their local people’s thunder about the monster in the water by seeing it the very first time he went to the shoreline with a little French boy get the f*** out of here
I believe him. Who am I to say he didn’t see that, there’s all kinds of weird stuff going on that’s hard to wrap your head around on this planet. However, Sasquatch is 100% factual at this point but joe throws his friend les stroud under the bus about it….
I saw a purple Spiderman (humanoid with no detail features) run across the woods trail and on down a hill.. was like a 20 sec. Long vision….took years to kinda convince myself it was just shadows….
Beginning of clip guy said “somebody told me not to mention mermaids” then at the end “nobody told me that” 😆 definitely not credible was probably drunk when he seen this “mer-man”
0:10 Somebody told me NOT to mention mermaids. 3:11 Who told you not to talk about mermaids? Nobody told me not to talk about mermaids. “Oh… You said that..” “I just said that” “Oh”. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The most incredible part of this guys story is the YouTube comment section where a bunch of narcissistic virgins who have never been outside of their homes and have no worldly experiences think they are subject matter experts. Funny, you could never imagine believing this guy, yet you are bewildered and in awe about the great cartoon we call “Space”.
My father’s grandfather was a fisherman in the Gulf of Mexico in the early and mid 1900s. He swore he saw mermaids. When my dad would say, “Come on, Grandpa. Mermaids aren’t real,” he would get furious at my dad.
I’m from Finland and actually saw a santas lil helper elf type creature once in remote countryside. Old, long white beard, short as shit like 110 cm and dressed in very unusual old type clothing. Had elf hat too and carried a big sack on his shoulder. Huh?
And den, dat nigga asked me if I had a cigarette, and I was like “nigga smokes ain’t cheap”, and dat nigga said I was a bitch, and I was all like “no, you a bitch, bitch”… long story short I owe child support for some 1/4 childfish
“I saw a mermaid”
“What? Really? You really saw that?”
“Yep i saw a swimming person”
“Wow really”
Didnt even listen to what he said. Swimming person. Yeah great description there, buster. xD
Rogan asked all the right questions. I like his focus on details. I’ve seen other interviews were the subject got lost and little to no details were described. Main reason why I watch JR.
One of our fairytales/urban legends/scare stories for kids are about this one thing called Nøkken, a creature who live in “myrer og dammer” aka “swamps and creeks” lures people in with glowing eyes, then drowns them. It’s also shape-shifting, so it can be absolutely anything or anyone. It loses it’s power if you call it by name tho.
This reminds me of that old news clip where all the black people are pointing up in a tree at night, saying there’s a leprechaun in the tree that appears nightly. LOL. hilarious. Heard the clip on Stern years ago. Here it is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1ljOcl39PQ
A few years ago on a 16 ft catamaran in long island sound i got capsized by a whale (which dont exist in long island sound. They call you crazy) so me and my friend kept it to ourselves. It was coming after us it seemed like. A couple months later, the corpse of a “pygmy whale” or so they said, washed up on the shore a town or two over in stratford ct. the news started covering how crazy it was, then before the environmental people could come to determine what it really was and study it, the corpse of the entire whale was gone without a trace. the town put out a notice asking for information on the disappearance of the 5+ ton corpse that disappeared without a trace and you can find that article online looking for it. I Dont think they ever found out what happened to the corpse. It was as if it came back to life and swam off or got picked up by a quiet helicopter in the night or something.
See, I never just did things just to do them. Come on, what am I gonna do? Just all of a sudden jump up and grind my feet on somebody’s couch like it’s something to do? Come on. I got a little more sense then that.
Yeah, I remember grinding my feet on Eddie’s couch
totally believe him, back in early days of youtube there was numerous videos of oil rig divers rov cameras capturing human looking creatures swimming fast past the cameras, but since the censoring days its very hard to find any or even if they are still on this platform, probably removed
This is gonna sound crazy but aliens live deep in the ocean aswell, u.s.o is just as credible as u.f.o. military radio chatter reports many sighting in the ocean
I know everyone likes to have a little laugh at these types of things. The thing he saw is a sea creature that is refered to as ”human of the ocean”. They are not often sighted. They exist yes. They are not human, but just resemble humans in some ways.
I just love people’s attitude.
The-only time they’d believe if one came up and said “ Hi I’m a mermaid 🧜♀️, Hey don’t freak out as there running away screaming.
Then there alarm went off, Phew It was a dream as they rose to the sound of crunchy scales under foot 🦶, haha hahahaha 😂😂😂😂👍.
I’ve seen some unbelievable events if we’re told people would think I’m crazeeeee.
It’s a shame the lies our history has been written.
That no one believed such events could ever exist.
WTF is up with all the content spam from bots here? have never seen so many before… Would think youtube would want to get rid of them rather than being terrible at actually getting rid of spam.
🦍
6 sec and no views first bitches oooo
Nice
Merman!!!
Tony is the man. Tell him he needs to swing back past Jimmy Valentines in DC.
This guy is crazy 🤣
Trump 2024
What day is it
Love this dude
8th..
Merman daddy merman..
Lol how dare you gender this creature.
In africa they worship watamami water diety and then you look at zeus King of the sea.. so there’s gotta be some truth in these beliefs.. I believe there’s been humanoid créatures of the past that are as prévalent these days I believe these créatures exist like giants and bug foot and these mythocal beasts. Look at ancient egypt those “gods” and there form didn’t just come from an imagination. It’s almost like they soften us up with these stores when where young n desensitize us to the truth. Kinda like aliens and now there inching into the truth acknowlegding they exist
That was actually me Tony spotted. 🧜🏿♂️💯
This is Cap 💯
My homie has a unicorn in his basement.
He just saw Ben Stiller taking a dip
“How long ago was this?”
**looks away, covers mouth with hand, doesn’t give straight answer**
I’m not buying it
Why do all people seeing such “creatures” speak like looneys.
Gosh, some people. That or drugs.
Dont do drugs kids.. or do if you wanna see fantastical things
Ask Wil Sylvince one of the craziest black men in NY 😂
Well I can’t afford to prove him wrong
FOH SMDH 🤣😂🤣 🤦🤦🤦 FOO SOUNDS LIKE THIS GIRL
https://youtu.be/JJYd5L2lwio
I didn’t think I’d like this video and I was right
He needs to put the bong down before going in the water
He said it was a swimming person. Nothing new here. Lol
When a story starts with “Me and this lil French boy…”
Rumour has it if you mix DMT with fish eggs, you will start growing fins.
Mami Water!!! If you know you know…
was it kanye west?lol
“I saw a mermaid”
“You think there’s a small population of mermaids out there?”
“Lets not get too far-fetched, now”
Seychelles got some good weed y’all 😎
he’s on crack
They are real! they migrate with the whales and a cave painting of tailed humanoid beings in the water have been found long ago on National Geographic channel here on YouTube. Just search and believe!
It could have been a person wearing a monofin to practice high jumps in the water
Imagine this guy on Theo von‘s podcast
I wonder why Joe cut this episode off at 2 hours…
the mighty boosh irl
When are you going to invite me to your podcast Joe?…
What drugs is this man on and why havent I taken it 🤣
It’s mer-MAN. Mer-MAN.
Cocaine is a hell of a drug – Rick James
Hate the ruin the magic, but it was almost certainly a dugong. A dugong is closely related to a manatee, they’re around 10ft long but can reach over 12ft, have a long dolphin like tail, and have a round head roughly similar in size to a humans. As he said, it was dark, he didn’t get a good enough look to tell if the mermaid had scales or not.
Sounds like he saw a scuba diver.
who is this walmart Dave Chapelle?
Ah man I so badly wish this was real haha
Cocaine is one hell of a drug…
It was a freediver with a monofin 🧜♀️ 😉
Did you set it to Wombo?
Tell him that’s just a man with a costume lol
You and a little french boy went night swimming in a closed off lagoon
Like the f*** are you doing at night on a beach with “a lil French boy” (quote)?
A story that starts like this… Dude was f***ing another dude on the beach and had so many drugs in his system that he finally saw freaking Aquaman. You can’t make this sh*t up! LMAO
That’s no merman, that’s a Goddamn lochness monster, and I ain’t given him no treefiddy!
The fucking thumbnail
Google brings up nothing
Tony: ..cause someone told me not to mention mermaids
Joe: don’t mention mermaids?
TWO MINUTES LATER
Joe: so who told you not to talk about mermaids?
Tony: nobody told me not to talk about mermaids?
Joe: who said that?
Tony: I said that…
😂😂
0:10 compared to 3:10 all you need to see😂
That was entertaining
spunds fishy to me
It was a swimming person 😂
Guess I can identify as mermaid now 🤣
Cocaine a hell of a drug.
he speaks in tounges mer…manns have breasts & vaginas such as he 🧜♂️
Damn Tony Woods ain’t heard bro in a minute!!!!!!!!!
That someone who told him not to mention mermaids, we appreciate your effort.
Saw a mermaid and the only description is the back was like a fish and the head was like a human? Gtfo if I saw a mermaid I would be having someone draw it right away and the description would be more than just 2 lines
“I saw a mermaid.” When? “I don’t know”
I had almost the exact same thing happen to me in my bathtub. I was tripping balls on acid. I started beating the shit out of it. It turned out to be my penis. Boy,I felt stupid.
I need some of whatever he was smoking that day
I want some of what Tony Woods is on. On another planet.
No he didn’t he’s lying, anyone with a basic knowledge of body language can see he is a whopper
this nigga lyin
Do mermaids need passports to travel?
Do they usually stay in International waters?
Are we obligated to throw them back if we catch them on our fishing lines?
These are the important questions that need to be asked.
Can we all get on board with that pronunciation of Seychelles?
Something seems fishy about this story.
What is this, a cemtre for ANTS?!?
#zoolander
Thought for a moment this was a podcast with tiger Woods. I was like man time has not been kind to tiger
You see a mermaid or some weird shit, you remember the exact date and time…i’m just saying.
Joe’s not buying it
Haitians also have alot of mermaid/merman stuff to report and the warnings about not going to swim in certain places are not for scaring kids. Adults take it very serious to this day so a few things to many might have happened.
Yeaahhhhh I don’t fuckin buy it. I did watch a mermaid documentary a while back that was pretty convincing. But I would need to see a body, same with bigfoot
So he got high and saw Aquaman on TV while drowsing in and out of consciousness.
My god this dude made me laugh….talks absolute bollocks but it made me laugh!!
What were his pronouns?
Thought thst said Tiger Woods for a sec
Those “mermaids” are usually seals but who knows?
This is the Joe Rogan content that I come for.
“No bitch, listen. We saw a fish man.”
Sounds like a Geico Motorcycle Insurance commercial.
Well definitely be skipping this episode…….Thanks for the heads up Tony
“That’s what it was, it was a swimming person”
This is Top Tier content right here 😂
I got a couple videos of some. If anyone wants em lmk, but you gotta be on telegram.
If the army’s watching ufos fly out of the water why wouldn’t there be mermaids
Now I don’t believe Bert’s story about Tracy Morgan.
Low key the fish thing he described is in old books. Fish back, man face. Like some sumerian legend
We’re floating in a nearly infinite universe on a rock with a 1 in 400 trillion chance of being here ( winning the powerball is 1 in 290 million). I’m open minded to almost anything being true.
Merman. ‘Cough, cough’ Merman…
I 100% believe we have a humanoid aquatic extra terrestrial life form in our oceans
1983
Did he yell out EEEEEEEEEVIIIIILLLLLLLL
….and that Merman’s name was Ethel.
Now you know the rest of the story.
“Thats what it was.. it was a swimming person” 💀
Mfing Aqua Man n’ sheeit
I was watching pharacopia on on vice and dude was goin to collect sea urchins and the taxi driver said they always see mermaids . Like it was just normal ..
The way he’s telling the story makes it sound so made up lmao
What do they say at the end there? If you’ll don’t believe in what?
The code is bear?
🧜♂️
I support this content.
No b!tch listen we saw a fish man 😂😂. I believe him he sounds honest by the way he is talking and he sounds like a man that cares if anyone believes him or not.
Mermaids are demons, people think this is a game! The bible speaks on these demons! They are demons! They are real!
I seen the Pegasus!
Tony “I saw a mermaid”
Joe “what was their musculature? Did they know jujitsu?….I saw a video of a monkey riding a motorcycle smoking a cigarette that tried to abduct a child… it’s fucking crazy”
My question.. why you swimming with young boys at night
People want to always shoot down people who claim they saw extraordinary things and it’s pretty damn pathetic to do so. You think people mistake bears for ape men or manatees for mermaids or sturgeon for a plesiousaurus or elephants for sauropods or swamp gas for flying saucers or crash test dummies and sleep paralysis for gray aliens? Come on now. Give people some credit. We haven’t discovered everything yet and the mermaid isn’t just something lonely horny sailors thought they saw when spotting sea cows. People can mistake size and intent of an animal when they’re unfamiliar and scared but holy fuck, give them some credit.
You think a 60 year old’s gonna say he saw a human when it was a manatee? Have you folks really seen what a manatee looks like? It looks nothing like a human. Even at your highest you wouldn’t think it was a damn human. You sound like the people who will dismiss a bear sighting with “you must have smoked some of the devil’s cabbage”, because magically “bears don’t live in this state”. You probably believe in ghosts but not sasquatch.. Anyway, you should be happy that there’s still great things out there to be discovered.
You’re dead to me boy. You’re more dead to me than your dead mother. I just thank the lord she didn’t live to see her son as a mermaid.” Derek Zoolander: “Merman!” (coughs) “MERMAN!”
Mermaid man 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’m just wondering why he was swimming with a little French boy alone in the dark?
Joe is openminded to anything that doesnt have facts to back it. But you mention Jesus or God or anything spiritual he says its all bs. Strange…
Not only did he spot it he invited it back to his hotel room and let it f*** him. Why doesn’t he tell the full story!
Joe Rogan for PRESIDENT 💫👍🩰🤸🔥👏🇱🇷
Ben Stiller voice
I believe him
Joe New point OH😱
This dude might be the worst story teller of all time…. I’ll have to check out his stand-up.
Attention seeker
Oh Wait?! He’s being DEAD SERIOUS?! 😂 🤣 😆 WOOOOOW! EVERYONE Please LIGHT THIS FOOL UP!!!!
This dude was high watching Luca on Disney plus
Mer-man Recipe:
-DMT
-Caviar (about a can)
-16oz. of fresh Elk Meat
Eat raw. Wait a few minutes and serve.
my donkey is more honest than this guy
00:37 Nobody else is wondering why he is tryin to swim in a lagoon at night with a little french boy? His mermaid story sounds more like he accidentally roofied his own drink to trying to cosby that french boy at the lagoon
I met Kanye West in a Gamestop by complete fluke and nobody believes me. 100% true. I was in there looking for games and in walks a few big dudes and Kanye. It was his security. He even chatted with me when we waited in line. He bought $2000 in xbox 360 games. We talked for about 5 mins while they were getting his stuff. He was so animated and awkward. Big event in my life I’ll never forget. 💯 % true story and I know I’m going to catch shit because apparently celebs don’t buy games.
This man just created about 800,000 fish professionals.
To a black man, a swimming person is just incredible….just like an Asian guy seeing an excellent driver….amazing.
Something sounds fishey.
At dusk in a lagoon with a little French boy.
Tony “Have you ever seen a Merman? (whips it out)”
French boy later to Mom “I saw a Merman”
Tony “Yeah, yeah, me too.”
The what bear? R they talking pizzly or some other bear?
This man was high when he saw a seal pull up on him lol
I used to laugh the same way about Aliens. Check out the Lake Baikal incident in Russia 1982 Where 7 Divers saw 3 Humanoid “Mermaids”.
We just gonna ignore that he snuck off at night to swim with a young french boy???
That weed was some good s***
Fishman?! Fishman cashing checks and snapping necks.
he knows too much
The crazy thing is I believe him. This world is a fucking unrealistic place.
Pools closed
I wonder if they taste nice, with french fries? once you scale and gut them bit of batter, I think we got a new food source
Tony – ” I saw a merman”
Joe “vote blue then run” Rogan- “dude, next time vote blue then run”
Good luck Texas.
We’re halfway through an apocalypse where we’ve been misinformed over and over again. But mermaids on a planet we know so little about is f*cking crazy. Just imagine how mind blown you’re going to be when the three-breasted women show up.
How much you reckon joe laughed off camera?? 🤣🤣
I just love it when I get the notification that says “Someone has liked your comment” or “Someone has subscribed!” It really makes my day😀😍😍
Mer-manatee. Lagoons are manatees home
Anything is possible when you lie on JRE
“What’re ya doing in my waters?” – Old Gregg
It’s crazy how people from the city are ignorant to the secrets of nature. In South Africa mermaids have a name… Mamlambo… The Sea is a universe of its own.
Very cool
This dudes a crackhead. He even said it “a person swimming.”
I wanna smoke what Tony’s been smoking in the Seychelles
the thumbnail lol
This makes me want to drop some acid
I believe there’s mermaids but he seems kinda sus
This guy is on meth
WHEN WILL YOU HAVE ROBERT F KENNEY JR ON YOUR SHOW WE ARE ALL WAITING PLEASE
Don’t think I’m high enough for this one
I saw a large fresh-water octopus when i was about 5. I was the only one who saw it and when i screamed and ran to tell an adult they wouldn’t even come to look with me.
Do mermaids take dmt?
Don’t talk about mermen was good advice! He should’ve used it
“It was a swimming person.”
I’m a mermaid by that definition
Let the comments fiesta begin!
These bots have ruined the comment section on this channel. And why exactly does it seem to be so prevalent on this channel when there are bigger channels that dont have this problem?
if joe rogan was just fitness talk and this type shit id probably still be a fan
This Rogan content is why Spotify paid 100 million.
First it was a Mermaid, then a Merman….How does he know it wasn’t a Mer-Trans?
*COUGH COUGH ..MARINE KINGDOM*
who else is headed to Google right now!?
Africans and African descendants love talking bout mermaids 😂 idk might be sum to it
A Mer-Man in Seychelles or Sea Shells?
Wtf is this bear they talking bout ?
He taught Chapelle a lot!!
Fish humanoid. Maybe Sirius B?
Notice Joe Rogan’s body language changed after that story and he basically threw him out
Don’t forget to pay attention to Ghislaine Maxwell’s trial this week
I heard that there are many myths that these “merpeople” taught humans how to fish…..Maybe dolphins are super duper intelligent and it’s time for us to not keep them caged up anymore. Same with other sea beings.
Joe I want to meet you
Dude saw Aquaman!!
It was zoolander
Probably a dugong, would look humanoid at night.
It was probably Jason Mamoa….
I saw a Mer-man break all the women’s swimming records. Its no shit its real. I swear
SEAMAN and Barnacle boy
He mentioned the mermaids ten minutes in then Rogan wrapped it up
I love that vans jacket
You can’t go and say “somebody told me not to say this on joe rogan but..” and then minutes later he’s saying nah nobody told me not to say anything..If it’s some little mix up like that right away in your story I don’t believe you dog , what you telling this story for ?
LITTLE FRENCE BOY by the lagoon
Thought for a sec he was gettn all Epstein on us.
I live in Kelowna BC and have seen the ogopogo, no bullshit. 2 other guys with me that day saw the same thing
Lay off the glue, Tony.
I spotted a merman as well while I was on a trip with lsd
Isn’t the entire corona viruses group simply the 2nd leading cause of the common cold?
What bear are they on about
Me and this Lil french boy got attacked by a fish man ,, yep
Cocaine’s a hell of a drug…
Hold my bags, I’m going on a Seychelles Mermaid Man YouTube whirlpool
Sure.
It jumped out of the water and turned to look at us and he winked at me and i was like maaan thats a merman.
“Noooooo bitch listen” 😂😂
Why you going swimming at night with a little French boy?
Code is bare? What’s that?
Never clicked so fast 💨
I come here for bullshit that I want desperately to believe in
I am never disappointed
A swimming person lol
Hammer head sharks feed at night
That’s the type of content we expect from a Joe Rogan’s podcast
Saw a seal
I was told by Nigerians but there are mermaids also in Nigeria
You got snow yet no mermaids lols 🥺🥺💯 Stay Up King👑
The Syechelles was the most beautiful place I’ve ever been, highly recommend. It’s like the maldives, but less touristy and expensive
This is why I don’t do drugs….
No freaking mer-man… that was the drag running after louis ck.
I seen one there too.
Don’t do drugs kids
Please get Bryson Grey on here!
I believe him
He shoulda switched his
M to a W
This nigga has to be high as fook!
Cool story bro
From the mer-man to the “little French boy” this whole story is sus
W thumbnail
2:33 was that a fart. Or a bruh. ????
Drugs can be fun…
He had a DMT experience it sounds like
0:50
one minute of pure radio gold
Art imitates real life crap.
I mean I’d a mermaid is jus a swimming person I’ve seen a lot of mermaids 😂
Literally took 5 minutes to figure out this dude saw a dugong and was probably a little tipsy 😂
Dugong. Order Sirenia. The original Mermaid.
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This is 100% credible.
Don’t ever start a story off with “me and this little French boy”
unless you’re telling a merman story that is 😂
People see all kinds of weird stuff, not that they’re seeing flesh and blood animals, but they see something.
I spent three days there when I was on the uss Denver during operation restore hope in Somalia. It’s a beautiful place 🔥
It’s easy to just discount and dismiss his story. It’s much more difficult but honest to realize that we don’t know nearly as much as we think we do about the world around us, even in 2022 with our global civilization and seemingly vast scientific catalog of natural phenomena.
The title and the thumbnail got me 😅😅
I saw Barnacle Boy in Bermuda.
Two anomalies… merman and black dude in salt water… jkjkjk
The children of enlil, look into sumerian mythology. They’re real.
Beautiful yet creepy vibes specially at night
https://youtu.be/wbK3cm0zLlM
IT’S MER-MANNN!!!!
This is insanity go wash your face old man.
I BELIEVE HIM YO. I DONT KNOW WHY, BUT I DO.
micro dosing it works eveytime
Dogon
Nephilim
These the kinda episodes i miss.
I wanna smoke some of his stuff
There might be a real creature in the black lagoon no way
Joe Keeping An Open Mind.
Is a lobster like a mermaid to a scorpion?
i swear joe hasnt talked about mermaids in ages.
Seychelles got DMT too
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly
He say *get the fuck out the pool*
What him see es Awge,YEMOJA, LA Sirene,Osun,Olokun😆 🤣 😂 hell yall waan get et or believe 😳
Mermaid?
Thanks for being here man…
Mark- I once saw a half man half dolphin in Greece… take a hit from a joint
Imagine starting the conversation with a lie and then admitting to the LIE at the end of the conversation.🤡 “Somebody told me not to mention mermaids”
I ain’t the first person to see some shit out there !!
Before this gets deleted
0:27 you saw a fcking “mermaid/merman”, *and you don’t remember WHEN* ???
.
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Pic, or it didn’t happen.
Who remembers that “mermaids new evidence found” on discovery channel, turned out to be a hoax
He seems to really believe it
I like how this dude talks! “I aint the first person seen stuff on them waters”
Dark like a Walrus
My friend from haiti known her for 30yrs she told me she have seen one also, never lied about nothing scene I meet her! # so yes I believe her100%
i saw a turtle with crab arms.
im too fuckin stoned for this lmao 😂
What did spoke
“Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.” – Zoolander
Ok. Well proof is in the pudding, I need a CLEAR photo or video
We all know this man is lying lmao druggie old man
Merbutler
Mermaids hang out in lagoons only because of covid restrictions.Open waters are now omicron hazardous.
Never heard of this guy, but I like him
It’s times like these I wish YouTube allowed memes and gifs. Merman pops! Merman!!
Joe: It was an actual mermaid? 🧜♀️
Tony: That’s what it was, a swimming person!
😂😂😂😂
A “swimming person”. I was hooked in the first minute.
Moment of silence for people who actually think he saw a mermaid,.,
Epic
YALL *NEED* TO READ DAEMONIC REALITY BY PATRICK HARPUR.
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Tyron woodley got KOd so bad his name legally changed Tony woods and started seeing mermaids
What part of “DO NOT USE THE LSD SUPPOSITORIES” did Woods fail to understand.
Anything is possible!!!! We don’t know shit!!!!
This guy pulling this story out of his ass ever time he ask him a question he don’t know
Merman pops. Merman!
I have the perfect spongebob gif for this.
A wise man named Andrew Schultz once said, “Do mermaids get periods? Because wouldn’t sharks be all over dat?” And I still think about that in this video 😂
Next thing you’re going to tell me, is a small group of people will transition to dogs! Wait…. I saw that YT video already. Let’s add him to the list of wack jobs.
I just got back from Seychelles. I didn’t see any mermaids but I’m going to be honest with you… if there are mermaids on this planet, that’s where they’ll be. It’s a weird magical kind of place.
Finally …. back to the old joe rogan episodes
He just wanted to be alone with Barnacle Boy.
I want to marry Joe Rogan.
You should have Dr. James Tour on your show that would be very interesting
He saw a seal while he was on crack.
No you didn’t, old man.
This is prime JRE content.
Didn’t make a splash or nothing.. lol
Hey I saw a rat boy the nyc subway …. He mentioned his last name was cuomo
I guarantee things like this exist, it’s clear the ufo population on earth has something to do with the ocean
My ai said that there’s hundreds of them a few months ago💯
What’s up with the thumbnail, lol.
Yooo f that I saw Wolverine the other day the guy had them 3 claw and was climbing a tree.
Imagine the person who told him not to mention mermaid watching this video
Alien 👽
Cryptids are spotted all over the world my many witnesses.
What is the code is bear story (that’s what captions said)
Well, seeing as we’ve only scratched the surface of deep ocean and space exploration, I wouldn’t be surprised. It’s all fear of the unknown that makes it seem crazy.
Every myth and legend is based off a true event.
Seychelles is a crazy place. I had a blast out there. Crazy beaches. So nice and the people were verry nice. I went right after the president killed his son. And fun fact the money isnt recognized anywhere in the world pretty much. I remember having to exchange my money before i left and not use the atm while i was there.
He also thinks Magic tricks are real.. 😆
This is why you don’t do shrooms before going swimming, kids! 😂
The better story would have been what kind of drugs and how many of them you did before you and the little French boy as you put it went down to the water’s edge
That’s nothing. I saw a sasquatch. I was literally standing 6 feet away from it. It was big, scary, smelly, hairy…..
Oh wait. That was my mother-in-law. My mistake.😅
First off… how old was this little boy you was running with 🤔…
This is the Rogan shit that I first came to rogan years ago. Not all this political bull that distanced me.
Merman. Bigfoot. UFO entities
Leave it to an American to go to another country and steal their local people’s thunder about the monster in the water by seeing it the very first time he went to the shoreline with a little French boy get the f*** out of here
EEEVVIIILLLL!!!
There are creatures on this planet we have no idea even exist they are part of the fallen ones the nephilim
If you want to see mermen, you’re gonna see them. Easy as that.
I believe him. Who am I to say he didn’t see that, there’s all kinds of weird stuff going on that’s hard to wrap your head around on this planet. However, Sasquatch is 100% factual at this point but joe throws his friend les stroud under the bus about it….
I saw a purple Spiderman (humanoid with no detail features) run across the woods trail and on down a hill.. was like a 20 sec. Long vision….took years to kinda convince myself it was just shadows….
Wow! It does sound like they saw something that was strange.
Drugs.
Beginning of clip guy said “somebody told me not to mention mermaids” then at the end “nobody told me that” 😆 definitely not credible was probably drunk when he seen this “mer-man”
Imagine believing this fool.
Shrooms are very good in france!!
it was a dugong
0:10 Somebody told me NOT to mention mermaids. 3:11 Who told you not to talk about mermaids? Nobody told me not to talk about mermaids. “Oh… You said that..” “I just said that” “Oh”. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
EVERYONE WHOS BEEN ON THIS PODCAST IS DEFFO A CRACKHEAD!
2 seconds in. I love this guy. Funny as f*&dk.
My dude needs to stop dabbing
That Seychelles pot must be da bomb.
“Get tf out the pool” lmaoo
He definitely was smoking something, haha!
“A dude said get the fk out of the pool” lmao 🤣 I believe him 100%
This is an instant classic…..
Anyways….. LOL!!!! …. !!!!
I wonder if he seen Barnical Boy too
The most incredible part of this guys story is the YouTube comment section where a bunch of narcissistic virgins who have never been outside of their homes and have no worldly experiences think they are subject matter experts. Funny, you could never imagine believing this guy, yet you are bewildered and in awe about the great cartoon we call “Space”.
“A mer MAN! A mer MAAN pop!”
Rogan didn’t buy it for a second lol
If you could mention mermaids anywhere, it would be on the legendary Joe Rogan experience.
Familiar spirits deceiving people all over the world wearing many disguises
I prefer this content compared to the doctors and smart people
Haha it was a Dugong.
My father’s grandfather was a fisherman in the Gulf of Mexico in the early and mid 1900s. He swore he saw mermaids. When my dad would say, “Come on, Grandpa. Mermaids aren’t real,” he would get furious at my dad.
Joe Rogan is presently accepting applications for fish stories.
Here is your chance to shine.
He saw something, idk if he on shrooms or what at time but look at his eyes, his voice, he seen something.
I don’t know but I would never want to be on the kind of high he was on at that time lol
I saw a merman too he was wearing a old pearl diving helmet.
I believe this dude. He stands to gain nothing but ridicule for telling his story.
Finally he got a crackhead on yay!!!
I’ve done stand up with this dude in DC, total OG. Cool af
“yeah like swimming people”
This is very real, I was raprd by a merman in Seychelles
This guy is 🤯
I completely believe this guy.
Reminds me of “Dooki Shoes”
” I don’t know him, but I saw him”
I hate to be skeptical but he should talk to his supplier about dosing his product…
The name “Lagoon” is enough to not swim in it, nothing good happens in lagoons
I saw big foot when I was a kid in south east Alaska. Don’t give a fuck what yall say I believe this man
What were they talking about at the end “Kodas Bear”?? What is this all about?
Sounds fishy.
Okay I don’t want to go there but swimming with a French boy at night alone as a grown man. Doesn’t seem right.
Check out Erwin Saunders for other Cryptid sightings!
That was Derek Zoolander commercial
Theres actually a documentary on mermaids, an their video of it from submarine. Their skin be blue
I’m from Finland and actually saw a santas lil helper elf type creature once in remote countryside. Old, long white beard, short as shit like 110 cm and dressed in very unusual old type clothing. Had elf hat too and carried a big sack on his shoulder. Huh?
So this grown ass man was going to a Lagoon in the middle of the night with a little French boy and no one has a problem with this?
You think Mermaids do DMT?
DMT backwards = The mermaid!
Read somewhere that folk out at sea on subs during WW2 claim to have saw mermaids
How much did he have to drink?
Was he high?
Mermaid? – no… Swimming-person!! 🔥🔥🔥
Someone needs to set a trap in that lagoon asap.
Mermaids dog men moth men Bigfoot.. If you don’t see it you probably wouldn’t believe it.. If you do see it you cant convince people ya saw it..
some people need to cut there nails
“Mer-man…MER-MAN!”
Yo those creatures exists
Cocaine is a hell of a drug
He’s right, i don’t belive him.
Have on Jimmy Dore, and talk to him about “Rumble”.
Just the way he explains it everything is exaggerated from beginning to end.
Is this D Madness I thought he was blind LoL 🤣😆🤣
the dogon said the same thing happened hundreds of years ago they pray to it as a god…
No he’s not my bad 🤣🤣🖤😎👍😂💯
Bullshit
And den, dat nigga asked me if I had a cigarette, and I was like “nigga smokes ain’t cheap”, and dat nigga said I was a bitch, and I was all like “no, you a bitch, bitch”… long story short I owe child support for some 1/4 childfish
I thought that was Don Cheadle coming off Kevin Harts show based off the thumbnail
Some of the Mermaid vids on YouTube are a spin out
Tony Woods is the best!
Seems fishy
The back of him was fish 🤣🤣🤣
“Anyway… me n this little French boy…”😉
Interesting 🍿
https://youtu.be/yknigViWrWk
at this point, fuck it why not I believe him
https://youtu.be/y6tDOsRJejA
Oh no its the discovery channels blatant fake documentation all over again…
Something smells fishy here
It’s like listening to a bum on the train
They try to keep that Mer-Man shit from us, just know we’re coming for you.
Dude! I saw a swimming person the other day!
Coming back down into the water without a splash sounds like something non-corporeal or paranormal, like a kelpie, etc.
“I saw a mermaid”
“What? Really? You really saw that?”
“Yep i saw a swimming person”
“Wow really”
Didnt even listen to what he said. Swimming person. Yeah great description there, buster. xD
Rogan asked all the right questions. I like his focus on details. I’ve seen other interviews were the subject got lost and little to no details were described. Main reason why I watch JR.
Remember that mermaid special that came out about 10 years ago? “NOAA” Mermaids The Body Found… It’s real
quit smoking when you see Mermaids
My father in-law is a Nigerian immigrant and that’s pretty much exactly how he describes the “mar” maids as he pronounces them
People don’t believe him everywhere, not just on The JRE.
That tony guy is full of shit
His hair was perfect
Finally a black conspiracy guy.
‘Mermaids’ and UFOs (USOs in a lot of cases) are connected. see The Abyss from James Cameron, for instance
This one time, at band camp…
The power Mushrooms. 😲🍄
Is the Mermaid vaccinated?
The part of the story I’m interested in is when he decided to jump in the water with a French boy….
“Don’t swim in the lagoon at night”
Because that’s when the drug submarines unload.
He popped out the water and said “I need about three fiddy!”
This da content we all been waiting for
Mermaids, dogmen, Bigfoot are all real and but most will dismiss this without even doing a lick of research.
He saw Manatee. It’s common to mistake them for mermaids if you don’t know what you’re looking at.
Woods: “I saw a mermaid”…”It was a swimming person”…
Me: “I saw a mummy”… “It was a walking person”…
Trump supporters probably think his story is legit.
Stop smoking crack.
One of our fairytales/urban legends/scare stories for kids are about this one thing called Nøkken, a creature who live in “myrer og dammer” aka “swamps and creeks” lures people in with glowing eyes, then drowns them. It’s also shape-shifting, so it can be absolutely anything or anyone. It loses it’s power if you call it by name tho.
The fact that we can go from talking about mermaids to politics to Covid all on one show is crazy.
notice how thick this guy’s glasses are 🙂
LMAO I saw a man swimming in a lagoon, HAD to be a merman!
So you and a little french boy left a bar and saw a mermaid in a lagoon?
This reminds me of that old news clip where all the black people are pointing up in a tree at night, saying there’s a leprechaun in the tree that appears nightly. LOL. hilarious. Heard the clip on Stern years ago. Here it is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1ljOcl39PQ
Aqua men!
This is why i listen to Joe rogan podcast……..
From super interesting guests to the super weird ones. WTF!
like a couple hundred new species of stuff discovered daily….. look it up
It’s merma’am!
I think I just spotted a mer-dolt, and damn, no amount of camo would suffice.
What were you on dude?
Nice guy…wrong planet
Sounds like there are some good recreational drugs in that part of the world.
People have really lost their damn minds
Merpeoples lives matter foo
“Atleast ten, twelve feet”…….
Hahahahahahahaha
“We saw a fish man”
Sounds just like chappelle
I saw 3 ufos but no one cares lol brother needs to cut he’s nails wtf!?!?
Haha merman. I’ve never clicked so fast haha
Of course
We saw a fish-man. It’s wasnt feminine at all. We saw a f%#cling dude!!
dude: I saw a mermaid!
Joe: you saw a mermaid?
dude: that’s what it was, it was a “swimming person”
😆
1 Samuel 5:2 it’s in the Bible … js.
Idk the way this was dude talking about back tracking just seems like he was high asf or something
There are reports of human-fish hybrids going back thousands of years. The Native Americans, Japanese, Indians. The Sumerians called them the Apkallu.
Dumbest fukn conversation ever! 🙄
When drugs give you serenity.
Amazing!
Shoutout to Jaime for using Mermaid Man from SpongeBob as the thumbnail
3:10 When Joe realized he made it all up
Wait hold up…..what did old mate just say about about him and a “little french boy” on the beach at night?
I can’t say what he saw or didn’t see so I’m gonna just keep an open mind about it. Could be an alien on vacation for all I know.
Is he part of the Wotang clan ?
Mer-man! Mer-MAN!!!
Jamie low key a big fan of spongebob
It was Ben Stiller in the water.
I wanna smoke whatever he smoked
That was just old Greg.
I may have seen something similar once. Strange. This may correlate with a few of my ongoing theories.
Mer-mane
Crack anyone?
Now this felt like a joe rogan’s podcast.
Been board with his right wing guest and same talking points
I think I got the black lung pop.
Does Joe think a mermaid would vote for Michelle Obama ? 😂
A few years ago on a 16 ft catamaran in long island sound i got capsized by a whale (which dont exist in long island sound. They call you crazy) so me and my friend kept it to ourselves. It was coming after us it seemed like. A couple months later, the corpse of a “pygmy whale” or so they said, washed up on the shore a town or two over in stratford ct. the news started covering how crazy it was, then before the environmental people could come to determine what it really was and study it, the corpse of the entire whale was gone without a trace. the town put out a notice asking for information on the disappearance of the 5+ ton corpse that disappeared without a trace and you can find that article online looking for it. I Dont think they ever found out what happened to the corpse. It was as if it came back to life and swam off or got picked up by a quiet helicopter in the night or something.
Question, how high were y’all brother? 😅
a swimming person
Acid is a helluva drug…
I have no clue who this person is and I listened to every podcast since 1. I guess I just don’t recognize the voice.
He was high as fuck ! I know this because I sold him the stuff.
People record all kind of dumb stuff on their phones, but never any mermaid’s, ufo’s and jeti’s…
I can’t listen to this shit sober lmao.
Keeping murica stupid
See, I never just did things just to do them. Come on, what am I gonna do? Just all of a sudden jump up and grind my feet on somebody’s couch like it’s something to do? Come on. I got a little more sense then that.
Yeah, I remember grinding my feet on Eddie’s couch
The National Inquiry of the internet. Joe didn’t ask one time what kind of drugs this cat was on.
I wonder if he’s ever taken any drugs in his life.
“Merman MerrrrrMANNNNN”
Derek Zoolander… lol 🤣
https://youtu.be/EoQW03UFqQw
totally believe him, back in early days of youtube there was numerous videos of oil rig divers rov cameras capturing human looking creatures swimming fast past the cameras, but since the censoring days its very hard to find any or even if they are still on this platform, probably removed
But now for the important question, are they vaccinated?
Now we know who Dave Chapelle stole is fake accent from!
i saw a Snuffaluppagus
I hate what joe Rogan became
Damn man. I go to twitter type in Merman and see big gay guys bent over. Wtf Joe!!
A gawdamn legend in the DMV 💯
does rogan think obama waws the best president we have ever had? if so, then I lost alll faith in rogan
This is gonna sound crazy but aliens live deep in the ocean aswell, u.s.o is just as credible as u.f.o. military radio chatter reports many sighting in the ocean
Joe rogan believes in sea people but cancels sold out shows in Canada because of covid denial
Joe
REALLY?
WHEN?
Rogan
Didn’t Russian divers in some lake come across 3 Male mermaids exactly what this guy is saying.
this scared the shit out of me for some reason
This guy is on some great drugs. Bet his life is a part-tay!
I know everyone likes to have a little laugh at these types of things. The thing he saw is a sea creature that is refered to as ”human of the ocean”. They are not often sighted. They exist yes. They are not human, but just resemble humans in some ways.
I just love people’s attitude.
The-only time they’d believe if one came up and said “ Hi I’m a mermaid 🧜♀️, Hey don’t freak out as there running away screaming.
Then there alarm went off, Phew It was a dream as they rose to the sound of crunchy scales under foot 🦶, haha hahahaha 😂😂😂😂👍.
I’ve seen some unbelievable events if we’re told people would think I’m crazeeeee.
It’s a shame the lies our history has been written.
That no one believed such events could ever exist.
WTF is up with all the content spam from bots here? have never seen so many before… Would think youtube would want to get rid of them rather than being terrible at actually getting rid of spam.
C’mon now, this is what we want from the Joe Rogan podcast – Aliens, Bigfoot, wild dick ripping apes.. Mer-people.
This man seen Luca and Alberto
DMT = Delusional Mermaid Trip.
Thankyou for this one joe!
**Ancient Worship of DAGON existed for a reason**
I need a weekly dose of these stories.
I must be an idiot…cause i kind of believe him. So damn convincing. Am I naïve or does TW seem drop dead serious when retelling this story?
It’s actually part of our folklore. I was warned as a kid to stay away from water in the dark. Nigeria.
They must have some high high grade 💩 that way 😂